macabresentiment:

PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE POST BEFORE COMMENTING ON IT

My name is Alexander Salisbury and this is my beautiful girlfriend Casey. Unlike most relationships, Casey and I unfortunately live very far away from each other. I live all the way in California while she lives all the way over in New York. Sure the distance sucks but that doesn’t keep us from talking each day and skyping each night. Basically the reason I am writing all this is because I need help raising money to go see Casey in New York. I have been saving up money on my own but there is not much left after bills and rent each month. 

BEFORE YOU SCRUTINIZE THIS POST REALIZE I AM NOT ASKING YOU TO DONATE YOUR MONEY. THIS IS A PAY PER CLICK AD WEBSITE THAT GIVES US A FRACTION OF A PENNY PER CLICK. WE ARE NOT “E-BEGGING, OR ASKING FOR YOUR OWN MONEY

You can help us without having to give a penny. All I ask is that you click this link which gives me around a penny for each click and I’m hoping that Tumblr will support me and reblog this enough to where I can raise a large sum of money to go see her. Please just take a second and click this link and then reblog this post so that I can make this all happen. I sincerely appreciate it and thank you so much for reading.

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ALSO PLEASE PRESS SKIP

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jackwhitesleftnipple:

omg im just dead okay.

i love cowboy jack more than words can say oK

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hella-sketch:

BUT FOR REAL THO

I knoe rite

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Urethra Franklin

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smallcarltons:

laughoutloudrightnow:

reblogging for future reference

I do the Brazil one all the time.

apparently italy’s not metal

Australians aren’t into peace either

just. what the fuck, greece

We’re not going to talk about how in Turkey no one’s nose can be got?

I HATE HOW THESE GESTURES MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD BECAUSE THE MAJORITY MEAN GOOD THINGS HERE IN AMERICA

peace sign, got your nose, thumbs up, a-okay, no promises, rock on, and high five ARE HORRIBLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES THIS IS WHY I CAN’T TRAVEL

⇧ The reason Americans are culturally handicapped.

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